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hey everyone

I think I saw the shittest movie ever the other day - Spanglish. Has anyone seen it?

Half way through the movie I realise I may as well have watched a video on how to avoid drug use at raves.... it was about as pointless...

Adam Sandler is in it... and him in a serious role just doesnt work. The basic idea of the movie is a spanish maid who cant speak english tries to help the American family she works for sort out their communication issues... ohhh phuck... you know I cant even be bothered telling anyone what its about - my brain cells are dying thinking about it. :bonk:

So has anyone else seen a crap movie they want to complain about?

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do you guys remember The Crow II? I cant believed how bad that sucked after the first one was so good. And i couldnt walk out of it cos the tite ass in me had to try to get my money's worth! haha

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josh hartnet was an assassin... hence the chick at the start and at the finish..

was an alright movie...

one that i wish i never paid money to see was Saw... what a shit movie...

oh yeah, saw sucked...

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Worst movie ever: Spanking the Monkey (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111252/)

Best movies ever: Goodfellas (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/) and Casino (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112641/)

I went and saw Casino 8 times at the cinema. On the last occasion, there was me by myself at the back and a group of 4 girls in the middle of the cinema.

When Joe Pesci's character gets beaten with the baseball bat and then buried alive whilst gasping for air, I was pissing myself laughing (Dennis Farino, the guy who beats him with the baseball bat was killed by Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas, so it was just desserts :() and one of the girls turned around and said "Why are you laughing, they're killing him!" and I just laughed harder!

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why the f%ck in hell would go to see spanglish??? :chairshot

one of my mates went and saw bewitched, and i was like WTF? why??

if your trying to get laid, and the chick wants to see then id understand....... but to see it cause you want to???????? :confused:

steve

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why the f%ck in hell would go to see spanglish???  :chairshot  

one of my mates went and saw bewitched, and i was like WTF? why??

if your trying to get laid, and the chick wants to see then id understand....... but to see it cause you want to????????  :confused:  

steve

my gf 'forced' me to see Sin City... i loved it and she hid under my arm the entire movie! :P

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The crappest movies ive seen are:

Dead space - very bad

Wild things 3 - Diamonds in the rough - very bad too, but had boobs in it

Naked Weapons - also terrible but again had boobs in it

No the last two aren't pornos, just ****ing stupid thats all.

Sin City rocked, jessica alba is in it so there you go. Cant beat that.

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me and some mates had a competion to find the worst movie we could at the movie store.

basicly, i won the comp with the movie called "Redneck Zombies"

i dont think you guys can beat it. its funny when your pissed though....

steve

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hahaha na, I just wanted so see how long it would take before someone replied!!

U were rather fast. :P

I predict it will be shit. I was sitting in the same room when the add came on tv and my younger sister said to her boyfriend 'I want to see that" and hes response was '**** Off". I couldnt have come up with a better reply than that either :rofl:

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INASNT - wtf man?! how old is your sister? i feel like beating someone everytime i see the add... ferni keeps threatening to download it and make me watch it if im bad haha

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