Another Commonwhore story

[bully]

Went done to the local Rhino wash last night and theres this commodore there degreasing his engine. As we arrived his trying to start it. So we laugh wash the sons 180sx and his still there so I go and see whats wrong. Well its a clapped out 202 with a holley and v8 badges all over it along with the standard Fox Sticker across the windscreen and there in the dizzy is about a half a litre of water. I was feeling sorry for the young dude as he was almost in tears so it took me about 15 mins to dry out the dizzy and guess what it started - surprize surprize. The amazing part is when we got there he had about 5 mates there all in other commodores- none of them stayed around to help him at all. I told him that would never happen in the import scene no one would have left him protentially stranded -- I think i see a for sale sign on the commonwhore comming up

[GTS-4OrCeD]

He will learn, they all will.

BTW, that is the reason I am too afraid to de-grease my engine.

Greg.

[Hicks]

Yeah, I was pretty thankfull when your son pulled over to see if he could help me out bully, the night I blew my intercooler pipe off. As did r33-cam.

Cheers fellaz.

(But what about the other 25, I watched you all thrash it past me)

[APA]

hicks you realise

that we all still love you very much

p.s i am not being sarcastic

just i am very tired

the word gay is springing to my mind at the moment lol!

[Pva_Glue]

:lol:

didnt even see you were in trouble, last time I saw you you went wrong way following bunch of commonwhores...

cheers

Joe

[skyzerr33]

the new conversion place, now RHINO wash not the drag strip

imports shall rule the world bwahahaha

[ix9]

Originally posted by Hicks

(But what about the other 25, I watched you all thrash it past me)

Hahahah, I woulda stopped aswell dude, only I was IN FRONT of you...... I DID send you an SMS tho' asking where you were and what you blew up this time

[skyzerr33]

oh so caring kymbo

[ix9]

I aim to please.

[skyzerr33]

thats not what telstra shop chick said last nite :69:

[Pva_Glue]

:lol:

cheers

Joe

[macka]

Originally posted by Hicks

Yeah, I was pretty thankfull when your son pulled over to see if he could help me out bully, the night I blew my intercooler pipe off. As did r33-cam.  

Cheers fellaz.

(But what about the other 25, I watched you all thrash it past me)

If it makes you feel better if i was on that cruise i wouldnt of stopped either so that makes 26:lol:

[ix9]

nice one macka didnt see that comment coming

teh funny!

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Hicks,

I thought I was the only one who didn't like you, looks like everyone else thinks the same aswell.:bahaha:

Skyzerr,

I think Kym is aiming to please himself not telstra chick.

See'ya:burnout:

[skyzerr33]

yeah well kym needs lessons on that to a 14.86 for christ sake

geez i've n/a skylines go faster

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Skyzerr,

Is 14.86sec his 1/4mile time or how long he lasts in the bedroom:bahaha:

See'ya:burnout:

[25GTT]

Man I've seen some fuglies in Northbridge that would be lucky to get 10 secs out of me let alone 14 secs... coz i would just wanna get the f*ck out!:lol: :uh-huh:

just do one of those fakies orgasms like they do in the movies and say... ok i want my money now... i have another client to see!

[25GTT]

P.S. don't you just love the WA section of SAU! whether it be about helping commodoore drivers or motorvation it always ends up on the subject of SEX.... hmm strange bunch.... but amusing:uh-huh:

[GTS-t VSPEC]

25GTT,

Wow you can fake an orgasm? You must have f#cked some ugly chicks in your time.:bahaha:

See'ya:burnout:

[skyzerr33]

you haven't met Daniel have u

and by the sounds of it his brother is worse