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IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA

DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF PETROL FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT

THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR

STOCKPILES.

AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET

LOSS OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE

OIL COMPANIES.

THEREFORE THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 22nd HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK

IT UP THEIR BEHIND " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT

BUY A SINGLE DROP OF PETROL THAT DAY.

THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL

TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD

OUT.

WAITING ON THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES

IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL

IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO?

REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF PETROL GOING

UP BUT AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES,

TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH EFFECTS

PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING,

BUILDING SUPPLIES MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE

DO!

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE

AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.

SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO

EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE SEPTEMBER 22nd A DAY

THAT THE CITIZENS OF AUSTRALIA "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

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IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA

DID NOT CONTRIBUTE REPLIES TO REPOSTED RUBBISH FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE REPOSTERS WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR

STOCKPILES OF ANNOYING UNRESEARCHED THREADS.

THEREFORE TODAY I AM FORMALLY PROPOSING

"STICK IT UP THE BEHIND OF ANYONE WHO POSTS THE SAME SHIT YOU HAVE SEEN A MILLION TIMES"

DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT

REPLY TO A SINGLE "DON'T GET PETROL" THREAD.

THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL

TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD

OUT.

WAITING ON THE SAU ADMIN TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE POSTERS

IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THREAD THAT POSTED THE SAME EMAIL IN THE WASTELAND TWO WEEKS AGO? THE FLAMING IS STILL GOING.

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE

AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.

SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO

EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE TODAY THE DAY THAT THE NORMALLY UNDERSTANDING MEMBERS OF SAU SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

just say no people :)

all in good fun of course...

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Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

What a bunch of bulls%&t.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midge pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavor.

F*ck 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

I don't f*cking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave

you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephantfor 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S. Send me 15 bucks and then F*ck Off

Thanks Billy Connolly

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