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yeh but i got no gtr here im not pulling over 400rwhp....sorry fwhp (dammit!!!!) i think heat is the only concern. if any1 has ever smoked the whack tabacy b4 they know its not hard to get a good seal witha hose in a coke bttl :D

What hick special edition? something i should know?

I think hes at Uni. He broke his phone on Fri last week and hes all bitching and moaning about how the pnansonic is soo great and the nokia is so crap. So to demonstrate this point hes throwing the nokia at the floor and it breaks too. now he has no phone not even his "crappy" backup nokia

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Subject: [wa_rally] (unknown)

You know you own a Street Machine when:

The emissions test guys start laughing as soon as you pull into the

bay

You can't drive your car in the rain

You can't drive your car in the sun

Your missus is afraid to drive your car

You are afraid to drive your car

You spend more on tyres than on food

Your council decides not to re-pave your street with that new

rubberised asphalt becuase you've already "done such a good job of it"

You spend more on car insurance than house payments

Your insurance company has to create a whole new acturial table to

cover your and your vehicle

You have never argued with your wife over making the mortgage payment

or buyi! ng that new set of headers while they're still on sale

You see a picture of your car taped to the bulletin board at your

local police station

Your local council has passed an ordinance making it illegal for you

to even enter a school zone unless you are on foot

Traffic advisories are issued whenever your car is spotted during

peak hour

Your mechanic names his new second shop after you

You have speed shops on your telephone speed-dial

You're tempted to wear your fire-suit just to drive to work

You refer to the intersection at the end of your street as Turn 1

You get pulled over for doing 120 in a 60 but the cops will let you

go if they can look under the bonnet

News footage of cops chasing you is used as a training video for the

highway patrol

Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive

the car

You need parachute braking

There is no possible way t! o "sneak-out" of your neighbourhood at 6am

Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door

is opened

You wear earplugs in your cars

You find out that stock side mirrors vibrate at ordinary highway

speeds - more than 240 km/h

The exhuast pipe has a larger diameter than the tailshaft

Your fuel pump can be used to water a golf course

Your engine idles at 2800RPM

You aspire to crack 8 mpg one day

The airport on the other side of town complains about the noise

coming from your garage on Saturdays

The fire brigade has showed up at your house because alarmed

neighbours reported smoke billowing from your garage

cheers

Neil

and to top nizmos sig -

"You know the world has gone crazy

when the best rapper in the world is a white guy,

the best golfer in the world is a black guy,

France is accusing the US of arrogance and

Germany doesn't want to go to war."

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