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yeah paul.

rego in about 2 week Im guessing.

in the mean time Im gonna need to:

figure out what the rules about pods are and possibly fit the standard airbox

raise the suspension about half a foot so I can actually travel around corners without ripping the quarter panels off,

and fix that manfold so it sound like a badass skyine instead of a badass sodastream

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other,

outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little

nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done

when I was four. They put you

to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.

It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A Circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was

born. Couldn't walk for a year."

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I have a question for you.

You are the President of the U.S.A. and you've just learned that there is

an asteroid headed for France that will wipe out their entire country. It

is scheduled to hit about 2:30 am, in just two days time from now.

You have enough ships and military personnel nearby to evacuate them

safely, but they are on stand-by in case they are needed in Iraq.

Your question: do you set the VCR to record the asteroid hitting France, or

do you stay up to watch it live?

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