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One day this one blonde girl was trying to put a puzzle together,

but she couldnt figure it out so she calls her boyfriend and ask him she needs help...

Her bf asks, wats the puzzle to be?

she says a tiger...

So he comes over and takes a look at the puzzle.

Then he takes her hand and tells her "hunny have a seat and put all the frosted flakes back into the box.

i dont know what the other chicks looked like from last year. So i couldnt comment on whether they were attractive or just skanks. Put any girl in next to nothing for clothes and polyfiller for make up and guys will perve on her *meow haha*

i have decided to go on a diet i think.

Yesterday as i was leaving work one of the grannies of a baby congradulated me. No idear what she was on about.. then i realised... she found out Kylie my co-ordinatior was pregnent, and got us confused... damn!

I dont get it. I eat more healty since ive moved out of home!

Originally posted by Nizmo

i dont know what the other chicks looked like from last year. So i couldnt comment on whether they were attractive or just skanks. Put any girl in next to nothing for clothes and polyfiller for make up and guys will perve on her *meow haha*

this one was actually quite hot..

yeah kyles - i'll PM it to you. We will be around that time hopefully I think Ryan maybe working so it might just be me. You definately dont look like your preggers kyles - dont worry about it even i have been asked if i had kids - say what? i was only 18 at the time!

Hahah very fuuny dark - us blondes do have our moments just ask the guys about my plastic bag incident

Hey joe!

yeah my ex used to walk by and do the same thing - he was as fussy as all hell i even saw him pick a fight with an italian chick in a club line once and call her a skank and all sorts. Didnt like Kylie Minogue - great legs but she's as old as fark.

Originally posted by Nizmo

yeah my ex used to walk by and do the same thing - he was as fussy as all hell i even saw him pick a fight with an italian chick in a club line once and call her a skank and all sorts. Didnt like Kylie Minogue - great legs but she's as old as fark.

omg.. damn right..

great legs, great ass.. but she's 30yrs old.. or maybe even 32 by now...

joe: so now u see why i kepy saying she IS the most beautiful chick ever

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