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Hehe, more funny jokes!

JOB TRAINING

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T).We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not recieve your share of shit on the job, please see your manager. You wil be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Traing (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T anymore, as they are full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for a promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P.S.H.I.T).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Officer for Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

Boss In General

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

Some advise for Paul!

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thanks :D

tough day. i had to actually work :D

Bayley my dad pokes the piss outta me too - but i always get him back twice as bad. haha he and i are going ot install the rear speakers hehe this is gonna be fun :D I told him it was a daddy daughter bonding sess and he goes "why dont u ever want to bond when im cleaning the pool"

"because u dont clean the pool!"

paul like ur going to be any protection for the girls when they guys from the broken hill come n and slap them around :D

I used to know a lady who used to work at a brothel as a receptionist and she had to get the girls outta drug induced comas n everything - so i dont think its your thing somehow!

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