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Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.

Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.

Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.

Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."

2. It is wrong to be French.

3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.

4. Lawyers: see rule three.

5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.

6. Everyone should car pool but me.

7. Bring back the word "stewardesses"

8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.

9. Mudwrestling is a sport.

Ok, mus finish my assssssssignments ....

Talk later :)

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.

Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.

Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

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