Whoretown WA

[Sneeza]

Has anyone seen that show "do over". A guy goes back to the 80's and he's in line for the empire strikes back movie and everyone is going "whats the secret in this episode??" Some one pushes infront of him -s o he doesn't get to go in to the cinema so he yells I know the secret "darth vader is lukes dad and laya is his sister" then he gets beaten up. Maybe you have to see to find it funny

[Sneeza]

nah not yoda - this thing looked like an alien that shot him in the balls

[skyzerr33]

green trolls? clarify do u mean the pig faced things

there gamourens a primitive, lifeform whose home planet is still very medievil.

big strong and dumb, thats why jabba uses them as gaurds

[skyzerr33]

Originally posted by Sneeza

Has anyone seen that show "do over". A guy goes back to the 80's and he's in line for the empire strikes back movie and everyone is going "whats the secret in this episode??" Some one pushes infront of him -s o he doesn't get to go in to the cinema so he yells I know the secret "darth vader is lukes dad and laya is his sister" then he gets beaten up. Maybe you have to see to find it funny

pretty funny

[Nizmo]

hmm troy i think i did - was that the one with a wing that is as useless as pauls?

Yeah i saw the first episode of that sneeza - couldnt be bothered with it since then - boy likes girl, boys goes back in time to get girl, boy is dorky girl is unattainable - hmmm somehow it lacks a plot.

[Sneeza]

whatever that thing was that hans solo shot... Stars wars is a head f*uck hjahahhaa

[skyzerr33]

Originally posted by Sneeza

nah not yoda - this thing looked like an alien that shot him in the balls

umm all of the star wars creatures could fit that description

[skyzerr33]

ahh u mean greedo

Greedo was an overzalous bounty hunter hired by Jabba the Hutt to collect on Han Solo. Greedo challenged Solo in the Mos Eisley Cantina. At blaster point, the Rodian demanded Solo pay his debt to Jabba. Solo claimed he didn't have the money with him. Greedo had lost his patience, and opened fire. His shot missed; it was the last mistake Greedo would make. Solo opened fire with his powerful blaster pistol, ripping through the cantina table and the Rodian's chest.

Greedo was an alien with a tapir-like snout, bulbous eyes, pea-green skin, and a crest of spines atop his skull. He was survived by a relative named Beedo who took his place in Jabba the Hutt's court.

Greedo's short life was marked by violence at every turn, but such is often the case with Rodians. The Rodian culture is marked by a reverence for the hunt, and once the green-skinned humanoids had cleared the jungles of all sizable predators, they turned to hunting one another. Clan wars were the norm, and Greedo's clan, the Tetsus, had fled Rodia for the safety of an unnamed jungle world.

Greedo grew up in a jungle village with his mother Neela, his younger brother Pqweeduk, and his Uncle Nok. Greedo was never told of his Rodian heritage, but he felt the need to hunt in his veins. The young Greedo discovered the hidden ships in the hollow of a mountain, and learned of his people's past. Reality came rushing through the jungle in a hail of fire as vessels from the ruling Chattza clan discovered the Tetsus. Greedo and his family barely escaped in time.

The Rodian refugees relocated to Level 88 of the vertical cities of Nar Shaddaa. Here, Greedo became immersed in street life, learning the ropes from his friend Anky Fremp. All around, Greedo would see bounty hunters, and the young Rodian idolized them and longed to join their ranks.

Greedo had his multifaceted eye on a sweet Incom Corsair that mechanic Shug Ninx kept in his garage. Greedo longed to own the ship, and christen it the Manka Hunter, making it the vessel for his bounty hunting career. Greedo's ambition got the better of him as he tried to steal a pair of Dekk-6 power couplings for future use on his ship. Those power couplings were destined for a beat-up Corellian freighter in Ninx's garage, and the Wookiee co-owner of the ship didn't take too kindly to the theft. Chewbacca caught Greedo lurking around the Millennium Falcon and grabbed the young Rodian before he could get away. Han Solo saw that the Rodian was just a harmless kid, so he gave Greedo the Falcon's used power couplings in exchange for his jacket. Greedo, humiliated, vowed revenge.

Greedo became involved with bounty hunters Spurch "Warhog" Goa and Dyyz Nataz quite by accident. He overheard a commotion among these hunters and Gorm the Dissolver which soon became an armed conflict. Goa's blaster rifle was knocked aside, landing at Greedo's feet. Greedo fire the rifle, taking Gorm out of commission.

Goa gave Greedo a cut of the contested bounty, and offered to train the kid in the ways of bounty hunting. The ever-eager Greedo agreed. Greedo left his family behind on Nar Shaddaa, and left with Goa and Nataz to Tatooine. Jabba the Hutt offered the bounty of Han Solo to Goa and Nataz. While the two experienced hunters were ready to reject the assignment, Greedo took it. "I can handle him," he said in his native Rodian tongue.

Greedo confronted Solo in Docking Bay 94, and later at a dockside cafe. Solo was ready with an excuse each time, explaining why he couldn't pay his debt to Jabba. Solo, who didn't view the young Rodian as a threat, calmly warned him to back off. When Greedo tried to kill him later inside a seedy cantina, Han blasted the young Rodian instead.

Goa had lost a student, but he also gained the bounty on Greedo's head. He knew Solo would kill the youth, and profited from it, as some Chattza Rodians saw the fugitive Tetsu die. As a final insult, Greedo's corpse was collected by Wuher, the bartender. The alien's powerful pheremones were used to concoct a very special drink for Jabba the Hutt.

[skyzerr33]

nah star wars is no head f*uck

[skyzerr33]

haha that must of put some of u off hehe

[Sneeza]

yeah that was the thing..... wow - you are disturbed my dear. I just don't understand star wars.

[Nizmo]

Troy u were one of those sad grown nerd guys i saw in the foodcourt of subiaco markets one time squabbling over their Limited edition Star Wars cards arent u?!!

Me and my friends were laughing so hard haha one of hte sadest things ive ever seen.

[Sneeza]

are you george lucas skyzerr?

[Nizmo]

i could imagine star wars being porn to u.

[skyzerr33]

not that big a nerd i collect sellect items and do follow the universe its set in

i wish i was george lucas the i could see how he intended the episodes 7, 8 and 9 to go .

ie the true end to the saga

[Sneeza]

yeah spanking the monkey over princess laya.... hahahahahahahaha

[skyzerr33]

Originally posted by Nizmo

i could imagine star wars being porn to u.

u will regret that i have a pic of your face and a pic of leia in that metal bakini easy conversion

then pwp what be able to post at all

[skyzerr33]

nah i prefer padme to leia

[skyzerr33]

but r2d2, yoda and boba fett are my favourites

[gtrken]

Originally posted by skyzerr33

then whose the pic of the married couple on there wedding day thats not u in ur lounge room?

What are you, the police:D

No , thats my brother in law and wiff ( as in get a wiff of those legs )

Cheers

Ken