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yeah i was on a strict diet too - but i got depressed and had a sausage roll n cherry ripe ..... see if i can save myself at the gym tonight :D ..... must admit sausage roll tasted bloody good!!

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yeah i dun like the church - Rise is ok depending on how ya feel - Metros is good now!! its packed and it plays RnB. But i love the Deen pity its only open til 1am :D paramounts ok if your extremely drunk and dont care its dodgy haha.

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter

at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a

Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she

never told a lie."

"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved

twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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