Whoretown WA

[Nizmo]

asexual reproduction .... big news flash Joe I AINT A JELLYFISH i cant reproduce without sperm .... but the world is phucked up enough without adding mini laurens too it.

[Pva_Glue]

anyone can produce asexually...

but what's fun in that? eh?

[Nizmo]

hmm wonder if i could sell my eggs for $15K

[Pva_Glue]

hahhahahah you can if you want to...

I've seen on 60 minutes...

people in america (Homosexual couples) wants to buy tall blond with blue eyes's eggs.

dont know the legal issuse but they are people willing to pay $60k or more

[uneekwahn]

lauren: I don't think you could sell your eggs for that much!

and I was only joking about the urinating problem

I've been a tad drunk.

[Nizmo]

apparently the hormone treatments and the whole "harvesting" process leaves you a bit phucked up also pyschologically knowing your offspring are being raised by homos on the other side of the world.

But $60K would pretty much set you up for a little while never have to work again

[uneekwahn]

liz: I did read the "problem" fix thanks.

Lauren: if I help you find a "couple", can you spot me $10k?

It's either that or I could pimp myself out to you :|

[Nizmo]

whats wrong with my eggs Jason? why couldnt i get $15K for them .... some good quality genes in my pool

[uneekwahn]

I'd offer to come and "check them out" and make sure they're top quality, but:

1. it sounds seedy

2. my girlfriend wouldn't approve

3. i don't think I'd have the stamina

4. i'm drunk

[Nizmo]

lol .... we have some strange convos round here

[uneekwahn]

Indeed we do.

So, what are you up to tonight Lauren?

[Nizmo]

nothing

too broke after partying for NYE etc

[Kaido_RR]

helloe everyone,

i have alittle problem with my HKS SSQ BOV, can anyone help me?

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...6845#post626845

[uneekwahn]

Lauren: That sucks.

You still temping etc?

[Nizmo]

yeah jason i am ..... need to find fulltime work soon

[Kaido_RR]

ok long story short,

a tube from my HKS ssq bov came off, i put it back on and then after driving it for abit it came off again :S

how can i fix it?

[uneekwahn]

email me your resume, or fax it to me on 9265 6385 (work) and I'll pass it a long to our OD/HR department.

I work @ HBF and they always have jobs going.

[Kaido_RR]

photo of the image

[Kaido_RR]

ok that didnt work

photo at

http://www.pbase.com/image/24748532

[Nizmo]

thanks jason ... i might do that later .... too lazy to do it now ... couple of changes on resume needed

what you do at HBF?