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Yes its all coming together now.

1) drive at a safe speed. Don't take too much just enough to keep you 'alert' (see rule 8)

2)Don't drink and drive. Drink first, you can't shoot up the speed and drink and drive at the same time

3) Follow the road rules, because you add valuable revenue to the drug dealing community and help justify the existance of support groups.

4) Concentrate at all times (never cut the stuff down with glucose you are only cheating yourself) and be prepared (make sure you have extra in the glove box)

5) Be patient, when in doubt , don't proceed (If the clearence on the front spoiler is low and you don't think the dog in front of you will clear it , don't continue running it over -- stop and shoot it instead)

6)Plan your moves in well advance. Make sure you 'scope out' the good looker in the car in the next lane and think up appropriate facial gestures well in advance.

7) Give correct signals. Eg: The finger --- when you get cut off. The gun --- when they do it a second time.

8) Be alert at intersections. As per rule 1, use appropraite amounts.

9) Know your vehicle. Love is a beautifull thing.

10)Be polite and considerate toward other road users*

(* only applies to vehicles over 40 tonnes laiden with flamible liquids or gas and driving on the wrong side of the road)

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