the Virgin Mary at coogee

[hawks]

anybody heard or seen anything about this?

people are going crazy about sightings of the virgin mary over the water of a afternoon

what's going on?

[MaTBoY]

all i heard was a bunch of crazy people are saying its gods way of telling us to stop topless sun baking...........

i think its just some crazy fat chicks way of making herslef feel better.

cos im sure that if god did NEED to communicate with the people of earth at such a tryin time he'd only tell us about sunbathing topless.......................

oh by the way/........ im serious....... i mean who needs to see titties when we have to march off to fight wars anyways

[hawks]

http://www.eyetricks.com/jesus.htm

wanna see jesus?

[Silver-Arrowz]

People will believe in anything. I was thinking of starting my own cult like Benny Hinn. Drive around in million dollar cars while people worship me.

[cereal]

Benny Hinn is such a snake. He's a greedy asshole who makes money off people's insecurities......

The best late night Jesus guy is the Aussie dude on Talking Point.......That show makes me laugh every time I see it

[Buttoned_Down_Psycho]

haha yeah a fence post... hey! i have an enchanted pencil tin that slightly resembles jesus from 400 feet away if you squint! you can all come see it for a small fee of $14.95 ($12.95 concession)

i mean fair enough to have a laugh and say 'hey that kinda looks like ..... ' but some of these people were kissing the fence post and resting their foreheads on it on the news and that old missionary with the big mole (ala austin powers: goldmember) was saying that it was a sign from god that women shouldnt sunbath topless as matty said haha, im still having a laugh over that one

[Silver-Arrowz]

Check out the raelians!

Raelians link!

Cloning babies, master alien race, ufo's. If they believed in the power of the RB26 i'll join them.

[GTR]

i cant judge cos god says we shouldnt judge. if only i could i would have rocked all of you.

[DLuded]

just a bunch of weirdoes who will believe anything. as soon as a stupid thing such as this happens, which can be fully explained, they say its a miracle. people can believe anything. but, if it makes them happy and makes their lives better in a way, then good good on em. a small thing like this can make a lot of people better off.

[giz01]

they do have gang bangs but apparently!

[MaTBoY]

damn..... i feel fully rocked bro

LOL

[GTR]

loosers. "see you in hell looking from heaven"-Rv. Lovejoy

[ultim8DTM5]

Originally posted by Silver-Arrowz

People will believe in anything. I was thinking of starting my own cult like Benny Hinn. Drive around in million dollar cars while people worship me.

HEAL!

[GTR]

????

[ultim8DTM5]

Watch "Fletch Lives".

[Silver-Arrowz]

If you think Benny's a scum sucking pr*ck, check out Creflo Dollar Ministries. He's not afaid to hide the dollar bit too!

Everytime he interprets a line from the Bible he relates it to the all mighty dollar.

[cereal]

The raelians are a funny bunch.....There's a few of them around my area. The strange thing is that alot of them are hot skanks......

I've had to prevent one of my flatmates from joining a few times because of the skanks..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[GTR]

i have no ideo wat u guys r on about

[Silver-Arrowz]

Originally posted by GTR

i have no ideo wat u guys r on about

very early morning tv. all these tv shows use God's name to milk money from people.

[d0p3y]

YEAH WTF?! I thought TV was supposed to be forbidden n shit