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Im missing my mother!!!!!!! But i dont really want her back!

That will be a $2 one night fee thanks or shouild i be paying you for taking her off my hands!

PS: dont light her on fire: She just gets bigger, fatter and dirtier (havnt you seen that movie evolution?)

From noises i have heard coming from my mothers bedroom late at night i think there could be some sort of After sex ritual (praYING MANTIS) so be careful if intending to cockslap/sleep WITH IT!

Ahhhh....

Looks different (maybe even a liitle bit threatening)

Doing nothing much at all

Illegal immigrant, terrorist, dole bludger ?

Kill it !

Bwahaha :lol:

get some prosheen, a lighter, and make a lil flame thrower, good fun (i did it, was fun till the bottle caught on fire).

I just think it's hanging out for a kiss. Insect rex hunt anyone?

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